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  • About Videogamer57

    Yeah, I'm Gamer. My Club Penguin name is Videogamer57, and if you just google search that, you'll get thousands of armies I made.... I'm a pretty easy guy to talk to, so if you have any problems... just PC me on chat, and we'll talk. I can get mad sometimes, but not all the times.... That's all for now folks
  • Advisor; Person1233

    I joined Club Penguin on June 11th of 2007. I started in wars in August of 07 by leading a group of yellow penguins. That group disappeared and I joined Nachos in September. I thought I was the leader from September 07 until December 07 and I had a lot of followers. I found the Nachos on January 8th and became a Seargent on January 9th 2008. I then became my Nacho career. I became a General as quickly as 3 months (April 7th 2008) I also started my own army, the Red Army, which became RBAA. Now I'm here as a leader of the Nachos... The fastest way to contact me is through talking to me on main chat, on Nacho chat.
  • About Ex-Leader King Kinz 10

    My name is kingkinz10, your leader. It all started when a penguin named bonez recruited me and I became a private. I sooned joined an army called Amigos and they merged in to BP. Bp became a major army also I was a mod in nachos after then. Then quickly moved up to 3ic. gamer created a rebalion aganst jay and aka and I jonied taking aka and jay off site thanks to my master shadow(im his apprentice). After that I was voted leader in a hgih council . Now im both leader of Bp and Nachos!

Practice Battle with BFF

Posted by Meadow on February 8, 2010

Kay, The army bff or (bacon flavored fritos) wants to have a pb with us.

Date: February 10, 2010 (this Wednesday)

Times:

7 est

6cst

5mst

4pst

Server: Cloudy

Room: Snowforts

Reward: You will get 3 medals for this

-

Si vis pacem, para bellum

<3,  MEADOW SUE

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The Retirement of Pie1530

Posted by Pie1530 on February 8, 2010

Gamer’s Edit: Pie I think your reasons for retiring that you told me in PC are pretty pathetic. I mean.. your bored so you retire? We’re the #1 funniest, outgoing, and daring army in CP.  The respect part, you have to earn respect. I barely got respect in the beginning, I didn’t cry and retire. I kept fighting. I am a Nacho, and a Nacho for life. I may be pissed at you right now, but it was nice knowing you.

My fellow soldiers:

I have thought for a while, and I have come to a conclusion. Today I shall retire. There are many reasons to retire, but there is one that is the biggest. I am treated with to much disrespect. And not by some certin people, but from almost all of you. I do my best to be a great 3ic, and I end up getting demoted for it. I get yelled at for making posts, talking on chat, and much more. The pattern of disrespect has forced me to make this disision. I love you all deply. Don’t expect my to be gone for long. I just need to take a break. Maybe try out some new armies. I don’t know my path yet, but asurley it will be a good one. Here are the people I wanted to thank:

Duece Dexter: Probably my best friend in this expieriance. You have always been there for me, in my time of need or sorrow. And I thank you of that. You will always be concidored a great.

Gamer: Gamer, you taught me to be a good soldier and a good friend. Thank you for lifting me up on this bumpy ride.

Billy: Billy was a great friend to me, almost like a son ;) Thank you for being a good friend.

Medz: Another one of my best friends. Thanks for being a good person.

Person: Moo on bro, moo on.

Aka: Great buddy. Definatly my role model. So derp.

Linkin: Great guy. Awesome leader. Ya… xD

Beaky: Never new you, but I’m pretty sure you recruited me.

Ads: You will be a great leader.

Thex: Cool guy.

Miroos: Ma buddy! Good luck, you’ll be leader soon enough.

Nugget: You’re gone, but thanks for being a good friend.

Naruto: Great guy! Thanks for giving me many chances.

King: Great man! Good leader, bye!

Well I have forgotten a lot of people. Thank you Nachos for the great ride. Goodbye, for now.

~*Pie1530*

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NCW

Posted by general king on February 8, 2010

Nacho Common Wealth.

  • Be active
  • stick up for your self and stick up for other fellow nachos
  • Never be a jerk on chat
  • Always listen commanding officer while on cp
  • Treat people how you want to be  treated

~Golden rule for owners or mods~

Never EVER treat a lower rank with disrespect if you do you will not get respect back!

DO YOU COMMIT TO THIS !

If you do comment on this post or put NCW in your chat name

~NCW President PURPLE

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It’s your turn to schedule a N.E.D event

Posted by мιяσσѕ/zαмяσѕ on February 8, 2010

Hola my fellow Nachos, today is my 12th birthday and I’d like to post about my creation, the Nacho European Division. If you’re new to the Nachos, the N.E.D is basically the same thing as the Nachos, except our times are more European-friendly. This gives opportunities to European troops to show their skills and we can judge how active one is.

Anyway, the N.E.D haven’t been having many events lately. You can suggest an event in a comment below. You can say on what server you want it, what you want it to be and on what day you want it to be. I’ll do the times, because I know what time is better for the majority of the N.E.D.

The winner will get their name and their blog featured in the next post. The contest ends on Wednesday, the 10th of February.

Good luck!

(PS. If anyone can donate xats/powers/days to the winner, that would be great!)

-Miroos

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Defence of Snow Bank

Posted by Pie1530 on February 7, 2010

Pie Edit: Tomb, CPA central reported it, so I decided to tell the Nacho army that we might get invaded. And I seem to be the only one why actually does something here.

Brownies called it off.
Tomb edit: pie stop being so disrespectful and arrogant. Do not assume things that won’t happen…
Hola

Well, the Brownies want to invade Snow Bank . As a Nacho soldier, it is your duty to protect our land. So, get there! Here’s the info:

What: Defence of Snow Bank

Date: Friday, February 12

Server: Snow Bank

Times: 4:00 PM PST, 5:00 PM MST, 6:00 CST, 7:00 EST

Be there, or be square (NME)

IN OTHER NEWS: The “geniuses” in the Nachos thought that I wasn’t listining to orders, so they demoted my. Fun hu? Guys, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. I’ve been pissed at this army for to long, and this doesn’t help. So, step up your game and watch your back. (And yes, take that as a threat) So, if you wanna fire me about what I just said, so be it.

~*Pie1530*

P.S: The Saints are Super Bowl Champions!!

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What Would You Like To See?

Posted by Person1233 on February 7, 2010

Hey Nachos,

Person1233 here, a Nacho advisor. This past January 8th, was my 2 year anniversary of being in the Nachos. Since then, I’ve seen around 2000 people come and go, and 5000 come. From when I first took leadership in November 2008, to my retirement in August 09, I based my leadership on many principles. However, by far, the most important principle was: The opinion of the soldiers. The army is nothing without it’s soldiers, and the Nachos are nothing without it’s chips. The soldiers are the chips as it’s base, and the leaders are the cheese to add even more greatness. Together, we create one of the best Super Bowl snacks out there!

The point of that cheesy introduction, was to get to this point. What do you want to see more of in this army? What do you not like about the army? What are your opinions on fixing the flaws? And… what is great about the army?

I ask that all soldiers please participate in replying to this post, to answer the above listed questions.

Power In The Hat,

***Person1233***

Dashing Snow Edit: I would like to see Person come back . :D

Billy’s Edit: I would like to see more posts, Pbs, and invasions

Medz Edit: Kay, I got all teary eyed when I say person saw “power in the hat!” I missed that a lot o.o and… Note To leaders: Please stop approving Join comments.. It makes it like 50 times harder to find the people and add them to the ranks! (I also want moar funness ;D)

In other news, I made a map : D

I’ll update it with the progress of Club Penguin armies:

http://nachoarmy.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/mapwords3.png?w=607&h=462

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Zee Numba 2

Posted by Meadow on February 7, 2010

Okay! So.. I’m bored and when I should be doing ranks or something i have just been messing around on random sites and, Something Gave me this idea.. I anybody who wants to.. To say 2 sentences (more of lines)(doesnt have to be a sentence) about the nachos..

I would like the 1st one to be what we are.. more of nachos with a rawr.

and the 2nd one can be funny haha humorus.. (please keep it pg-13)(limit cuss words)(no f-bombs)

Almost everybodys will be put into this! so, make it worth it.

Example:

1.  We are a family, We are strong, We kick trash, We ride cat tanks We are one, WE ARE THE NACHOS!

2. Yeah, We might be perverted, If you got a problem with that Nachos will Just send your mom to the funny farm.

Okay, Maybe not the best Examples ever.. but, you get the idea!!! ( It must say Nachos in it!!!!)

Okay nachos!

Have Fun! Be Creative.. Well… Just be a nacho and i know it will be awesome ;)

Si vis pacem, para bellum

<3,  MEADOW SUE

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An Apology / Let Us Fight

Posted by Person1233 on February 6, 2010

Edit: Nachos and ACP have entered a NAP. Pie’s Ownership on Nacho chat has been revoked temporarily. Reforms start now. More info tomorrow.

NOTE: There is a battle tomorrow, information after my apology part of this post!

Recently, I have been thinking over my past actions. I’ve realized the immaturity of a random claim that I made, as most of you know what it was. What I said was uncalled for, and the word I used is deeply offensive. After doing research on the mental psychosis part of pedophelia, I realized it is a mental disorder. 90% of those who are pedophiles, can not help it. They aren’t psychos, they are sick and need the help of understanding people to get over their illness. I am sorry, Jcapp64 for my immature accusation. I resent the fact that I made a post as ridiculous as  I did, claiming that. I know that you’re simply an adolescent who isn’t some pedophile.

I’m also sorry to ACP for accusing one of your soldiers of this. I know my statements affected the friends of Jcapp. I do not want to be the kind of person who represents hate and anger, which is why I am sorry for making a post like that. Even if your ban was unfair to me, I know I could have made better ways to solve the predicament.

If you accept this apology, great. If you don’t, then I’ll understand your decision. I left a possible scar on your dignity, which I am once again VERY sorry for.

Thank you,

***Person1233*** Nacho Advisor.

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On another note, ACP has scheduled a legitimate invasion. The Nachos are hungry for war, so we accept your battle. We won’t go easy, ACP :wink:

All Nachos, I ask you attend this (I apologize for UK time :| ):

Where: Mountain, Snow Fort

When: Sunday, February 7th

Times: 5:00PM Pacific

6:00PM Mountain

7:00PM Central

8:00PM Eastern

Why: Defend our Nation

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Announcements…

Posted by zzztops on February 6, 2010

I have a few quick things to say

1. Some of you may have noticed I have been pretty in-active since wednesday. You will have to excuse me, I have been busy, BUT I will be active aqgain by Monday.

2. I would be doing the ranks today(Saturday) but sadly I am not an editor, so I can not edit the ranks page. Some admin PLEASE see me about this…

3. Superbowl here we come!

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Trust? Loyalty? Friendship?/Nacho Boot Camp/Owner Meeting[And SCA's]/Okay.

Posted by gaмєя|ηa¢нσ|ℓєa∂єя| on February 6, 2010

200th COMMENTER GETS 100 XATS!!

Hello Nachos. Today I am here to discuss a very important topic. Your trust in your leaders.

In wars, listen to your leaders. If they say move rooms, DO IT. It may seem foolish at the time, but in the future it may help you. Never doubt a leader. We may seem stupid at times, but we have some logic.. I hope? -pokes leaders- Right guys?? Ah well.. Anyway.. Next topic

Your loyalty to the Nacho Army. If you really are loyal, you will make battles. If you are really loyal, you will get on chat. If you are really loyal you will tell a leader when you won’t be able to make a battle. If you are really loyal you will tell the leaders about any problems.

Friendship.. You all have friends in the Nachos, right? Sometimes you and your friends have issues. Settle it in Private Chat, we don’t want you to make others mad. Try not to fight about anything. Be nice to others.. Wow I feel like a teacher telling the rules on the first day of school. Anyway… Be kind to others and help out.

Noobs, as we call them, are the base of this army. Well no more will they be noobs! We now have a NACHO BOOT CAMP! Sergeants, Rangers, and Privates will participate in this boot camp. It is run by Pie, Billy Mays, and maybe Zzztops. The site is still under construction but here it is! Make sure to register on the join page! www.nachobootcamp.co.cc

Owner meeting…

When: Wednesday, February 10th.

Time: 5:00 EST.. Sorry I’m too lazy to convert

Where: Will be given at Nacho Chat.

Who: SCA’s and Owners ONLY

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Anyway.. Okay. Thats all.. I just want to see more active, loyal, friendly troops. ALSO, try to tone down on the swearing. Faster reaction times can be helpful if you have CP and chat open in two different windows instead of 1 window with two tabs.
If you have any questions, please feel free to PC me or another leader on chat!


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